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The ONLY 2 Goals You Will Ever Need

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By: William Wilder


Often, we find ourselves in a less-than-optimal state of being.

We feel tired, sad, angry, or downright destructive. Saying a few key phrases in emotional states sounds like some woo-woo fake-psychology. . . And yet, it must be said for one simple reason -- It works!


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#1 Best Affirmation Of All-Time

I Can Do It

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#2 Best Affirmation Of All-Time

Affirmation #2

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#6 Best Affirmation Of All-Time

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#7 Best Affirmation Of All-Time

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